charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

by Kevin May 26, 2004

chanter la pomme

This is an expression used in Quebec, Canada. It means "to flirt" (with someone).

Ben, je t'ai vu avec elle hier soir au bar en train de chanter la pomme.

Rough Translation: I saw you with her last night at the bar in the middle of a huge flirting session.

by MaiCecile March 9, 2009

Chubby Chaser

A person, male or female, straight or gay, who is interested romantically in another person who varies from being slightly over-weight to obese.

Person 1: Jane is really hot. How did John get her?
Person 2: She's a chubby chaser. She thinks his love handles are hot.

by Pammy2 October 24, 2007

Uncle Chester

a man who molests children

The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester.

by T-DOGG December 5, 2003

chatter chalk

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

by Eric Maan November 19, 2010

Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

chattery

Source of power for generating conversation during any social situation; the amount of chat that you give to other people during parties, dates, trips etc.

“Dude, what’s wrong with Stacey tonight? She has zero chat.”
“Yeah, her chattery died about an hour ago and she can’t get it charged back up”

by BazCM July 4, 2021