A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.
Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?
It's not, it's a candom
Oh okay
Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all
It's not, it's a candom
Oh okay
Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all
by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007
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Chando
• Chandon
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• chandol
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• chandomaye
• Chandonet
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• Chandookie
• Chinky Chandos
An amazing, hot young lady that puts others before herself. Gorgeous. Beautiful. Funny. Sexy. Amazing. When you see her you'll go dayummmm. All in all, fuckable. Marriage worthy.
Boy 1: Daaaaaaayummm, have you seen janani? She's a cutie.
Boy 2: Yeah, but she's nothing compared to a Chandan ;)
Boy 2: Yeah, but she's nothing compared to a Chandan ;)
by bitchtastic_jananis August 26, 2010
Get the chandan mug.A 'chandos' is a term used to describe someone who sees themselves as more important than other people or that their needs far outweigh the needs of others. This means that if someone acts as though they're better than you for whatever reason then they are said to be "doing a chandos" or "being such a chandos". This term is derived from the title 'The Duke of Chandos', who was said to be very cocky and generally not nice.
If one typically excludes themselves from social activities in favour of doing activities such as sitting in their room all night or walking around on their own, or if they leave the group mid-conversation without saying why (or even saying anything) then they are said to be "doing a chandos" as well, as it is a rude thing to do (which again links back to The Duke of Chandos and his attitude).
If one typically excludes themselves from social activities in favour of doing activities such as sitting in their room all night or walking around on their own, or if they leave the group mid-conversation without saying why (or even saying anything) then they are said to be "doing a chandos" as well, as it is a rude thing to do (which again links back to The Duke of Chandos and his attitude).
person 1: why didn't you come out last night?
person 2: didn't feel like it
person 1: dude, stop being such a chandos
bob: ...and then the train announcement said tha-
sam: *walks off without saying goodbye*
bob: wow, sam's being such a chandos today
tom: yeah he is
person 2: didn't feel like it
person 1: dude, stop being such a chandos
bob: ...and then the train announcement said tha-
sam: *walks off without saying goodbye*
bob: wow, sam's being such a chandos today
tom: yeah he is
by whisperingwallpaper January 6, 2014
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an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
Get the anal chandelier mug.A condom so large, it fits over a standard can of soup. Typically used as a humorus method of demonstrating proper condom usage to teenagers.
by Masamune November 15, 2003
Get the Candom mug.10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.
by Saints September 23, 2003
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