coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 01, 2021

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats May 30, 2018

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman November 23, 2015

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 18, 2018

cough linctus

A british version of cough syrup

Man: i got a bad cough

Doctor: have some cough linctus

Man: thanks

by Icchrelived October 05, 2018

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 24, 2011

cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.

by cringecoughycough September 08, 2017