coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

cough linctus

A british version of cough syrup

Man: i got a bad cough

Doctor: have some cough linctus

Man: thanks

by Icchrelived October 5, 2018

drinker's cough

An undefined cough the day (or days) after a binge drinking session.

Jackie: (coughing)

Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.

by FakeID1234 August 29, 2021

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018