I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.
Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.
by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

by Icchrelived October 5, 2018

Jackie: (coughing)
Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.
Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.
by FakeID1234 August 29, 2021

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018
