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Carpentry

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.
Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009
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carpet carrier

somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.
1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"

2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"
by perp October 4, 2004
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Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Carpin Denium

That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.
by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010
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Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014
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do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017
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