Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.

Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."

by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020

Gender blender

A machine in which a male and a female enter intending to blend genders. They exit as two beings with no gender, one possessing both a penis and a vagina and one without anything. Their sexualities remain the same.

Oh I don’t have a gender, I went in a gender blender when I was 10.

by 14inch January 6, 2019

Allans blender class

Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome

You are such a allans blender class person

by YourMomGeiy January 5, 2020

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010

blendi

Blendi is the best boy ever. He has the largest penis and the most pussy. Hes a really really good kisser and in bed he is also perfect. Any girl would be happy with this perfect boy.

Girl 1: Oh my god there is Blendi
Girl 2: He is soo perfect
Girl 1: Yes i really want him as my boyfriend
Girl 2: Every girl wants that

by Jennifer_L020103 January 4, 2017

Drugs belong in the garbage

its a true statement

drugs belong in the garbage

by connierobinsonkc December 29, 2022

bleen

A number between six and seven in base eleven. The practical applications are only evident in supergeometry and supercalculus, as taught by Professors James Kramer and Haley Sharp.

If I were to take bleen cubed and multiply it by the length of the superhypotenuse of the supertriangle, you would have the derivative of the identity matrix.

by Professors James Kramer and Haley Sharp November 27, 2007