Bennadict

An A-grade fucking Cunt who’s to posh to wipe his own ass.

Person 1: “Hey look Bennadicts back”
Person 2: “Oh not that fucking FAG”

by TheRealRapist69 December 25, 2018

Brennan

A person who doesn't actually work and prefers to be a manager or director

Bro don't be a Brennan, actually do something please

by rocktheland January 29, 2020

Brenna

Brenna is the best girlfriend anyone can ask for. she'll make you so happy. happier than you could ever imagine. shes easy to fall in love with. shes got a nice ass body. big boobs and a big butt. beautiful. pretty green eyes and a nice smile. most beautiful girl ever. likes to suck dick, and is amazing at it. nice tight pink pussy. great in bed, and kinky af. once youve got her, dont let her go, cause lots of guys want her, and if shes giving you a chance, you best treat her right. left me for a baseball player. likes sporty guys, can handle things on her own, independent. kinda whiney, but its cute, doesnt complain about much. isnt scared to say whats on her mind even if its weird. hangs out with more boys than girls. says girls cant be trusted. use to be the best thing thats ever happened to me.. now thats ever and my life SUCKS. dont screw up with her.... worst mistake ever. dont cheat, kinda a jealous girl, when she needs to be. likes guy who are funny, and sweet, as outgoing as she is, honest. HONESTY is key with her.

"you and brenna still together?"
"no she left my sorry ass for a baseball player"
"what a cleat chaser"

by kody adam bryson October 18, 2012

Colin Brennan

one cool kid

"im Colin and iam one cool kid"

by ?no one will ever know? September 27, 2003

Brennan

Some fag who loves to suck down juul pods and pretend his shit don’t stink. When in reality it smells like man cum.

Eww dude, you’re acting like a Brennan rn. Borderline Brenny

by Fkr November 5, 2018

brenna

a nazi leader

please vote yes, i’m begging you :( -brenna

by joebagqueen April 15, 2020

Brennan

A high school teacher, usually an English teacher, who has been teaching children that are smarter than she is for so long that she now hates kids entirely and is completely jaded with the educational system.

Usually wears an awkward mix of ugly solid colored sweaters with dress pants, and suffers horribly from the "muffin top effect". Researchers, after studying this phenomenon extensively, have dubbed it as the "Brennan mushroom top effect", due to the extreme nature of the situation.

If your teacher is discovered to be a Brennan, switch classes immediately, or commit suicide. Teaching style usually involves 10-12 activities in a class that are never completed, a never-ending grammar practice, and reading stories that the Brennan itself cannot understand. This is coupled with random F's on any and all assignments, and students who pass a Brennan's class are proven to be better at Chinese than English(at least, students who have never studied Chinese are. Students with prior Chinese knowledge are found to forget that as well).

All attempts to fight a Brennan have been met with failure. It is speculated that only a pizzly bear, Bear Grylls, Beowulf, or Barack Obama Himself could fight one off succesfully. However, due to the rarity of these mythical creatures, this hypothesis has never been tested.

"Dude, why is our English teacher such a bitch?"

"Because she's a Brennan, duh"

by TheConsequence January 24, 2010