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The Blender

(noun)

The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"

Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
by Nappers October 8, 2011
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Raging cunt blender

When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.
The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016
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penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.
Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.
by thejameshimself July 25, 2006
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Belvedere

A make of luxury car by Plymouth from 1951 to 1970. It was best known for its two tailfins in the rear.

A 1957 model was buried brand new beneath the Tulsa Courthouse in Oklahoma and was unveiled in 2007 exactly 50 years to the date it was buried. However, it was heavily rusted from water that seeped into the vault and all that was intact were items held in a sealed cylindrical capsule.
A 1950s-era car was a Plymouth Belvedere.
by Nick Weiner May 13, 2008
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belvedere

To shave someone's ass and speak to it using a British accent. Usually used sexually.
"Sunny told me he gave that guy a belvedere last night."
by Harewood English January 26, 2008
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bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
by john john john June 22, 2006
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Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.
Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.
by MrTadius December 10, 2007
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