twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

Badger Wink

A badger wink is a girls vagina winking at you.

Guy1 : she split her legs and it winked at me!
Guy2 : You got Badger Winked!

by Hysteria04 February 8, 2010

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

Coin badger

A latino women who wanders the casino aimlessly looking for coins left on a machine that are not hers..

If I meet one broke ass coin Badger again in Las Vegas looking for extra money on the machines I'm going to throw up

by Vegasbadboy November 14, 2019

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016