With an unusual name like Ashwit, this dude knows where it's at.
He knows a little bit of everything and is someone just different from everyone else.
Ashwit is the one you ask for an opinion. His insight is so on the money, it's frightening.
He cuts right to the heart of any situation and gets it done like no one else can.
Ashwit has nerves of steel and is a true genius picaro.
He knows a little bit of everything and is someone just different from everyone else.
Ashwit is the one you ask for an opinion. His insight is so on the money, it's frightening.
He cuts right to the heart of any situation and gets it done like no one else can.
Ashwit has nerves of steel and is a true genius picaro.
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Get the Death Valley Asswater mug.Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.
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An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
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Get the auswitchz mug.Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
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