A place in California where the highest temperature in the world was recorded at 134*F.

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

enormous structure in which 90,000 humans gather in fellowship to cheer on the Tigers; known to be one of the toughest places to play football in the south, as well as one of the loudest, even reaching up to 124 dB, or as loud as a 747 airplane.

Noun. To insert one's labia, by force, into an awaiting mouth. The female corollary of the teabag.

After fucking your girl on her period, the penis is removed and placed between her Grand Tetons creating a murder scene between her tits.

Along with Cyclone, one half of the greatest tag team in Bayou Lacombe's WWF history, Desert Storm, and part of "The Greatest Match Never Seen"

A deadly place where wussus are slain by the syth of despair, where dragons with 5 foot talons roam the land.
the natives eat rocks and hot lava for breakfast.
black people cannot exist for there lack of everything
loose boxes are not permitted ie.feels like throwing a suasage down a hallway.

if you say something dumb you are instantly evaporated by the death valley watchdog.