Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

by Golden Frog June 23, 2009

asslump

a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet

i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!

by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

did you assume my gender

A straw man fallacy used to portray how trans people would(n't) respond if someone were to misgender them.

"Did you assume my gender?" said the strawman.

by milse June 5, 2018

assbum

a combination of an ass and a bum

that girl over there i such an assbum

by xjleblanc29x March 23, 2010

Assumptuous

Something is assumed will be splendid and expensive-looking.

Dude, they're rich. The banquet's will definitely be totally assumptuous!

by AmmaNazi March 11, 2013

Assumptionist

Someone who assumes something, even if it is not true. An adjective that replaces assume or assumption. An assumptionist is used as an accusation.Is commonly used with such.

"Your such an assumptionist! Just 'cause I didn't do my homework that doesn't mean i'm lazy."
"What an assumptionist." "Why is she such an assumptionist? Just cause Im friends with him doesnt mean we're together."

by Djazzy April 14, 2008

white assumption

An assumption among some white individuals that all other white people share the same stereotypes about other races and/or racist views. This assumption leads said individuals to believe that is socially acceptable to make stereotypical and racist comments and jokes about other races to and in front of any other white individual.

Mark: "Man, I could not live in your apartment complex. You're like the only white guy that lives there and I own a lot of high-end electronics."

Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"

by 1-2-3-4 January 20, 2011