its.ascarecrowagain

the best girlfriend to ever exist, proud rudy anti, fellow bo-ner, also cooler and sexier than you in every way

“Yo dude its.ascarecrowagain is hot right?”

“Literally fuck off you brick that’s my girlfriend. You’re the reason America is falling apart.”

by www.gayseaotter.com September 4, 2021

Archabald Asparagus

The silly song narrator

did you know that Archabald Asparagus is the silly song narrator?

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 16, 2022

The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

Asgar

People call a person or persons Asgar if they are children with unusual but positive facial features such as a beard

"Hey you see that new kid?"

"Ya I heard hes a asgar"

by Danmeners February 8, 2021