african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri November 30, 2017

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African Footing

1. Traveling without shoes on foot

2.Traveling a long distance on foot, most likely without shoes.

Kyle:Hey can you give me a ride home?
Myles:No
Kyle:Alright, I'll just African foot it.

Example 2
Tony:I had to walk all the way home barefoot last night.
Keith:Oh, you were African footing it?

by Dirty Goolash October 10, 2010

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Bootleg African

An Aboriginal American Indian who pretends they're from Africa by wearing hotep hats, ankh necklaces, and dashikis. They can easily be identified quoting Umar Johnson, Brother Plight and other known Black Power scammers.

My ex was a bootleg african, she never been to Africa yet was selling shea buttter on 125th street in Harlem.

by Indianoracle July 26, 2018

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african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 03, 2017

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African Dominoes

A form of dice-playoriginated in New Orleans.

- Where y'at?
- What it is, whoadie?!
- What about playing african dominoes tonight?
- Ah Cane't!
- Fo True? Why?
- Jus' thinkin'bout stayin' in doors!

by William Warney April 07, 2009

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