Awardal

(a-ward-ul)

verb.

1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.

The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder.

by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014

the nicky t award

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

by spoof June 7, 2003

alward

A term used to describe how much of a dick, prick, asshole with the insides that when released could clear out a whole work space. Usually the person accused of acting like an alward can constructively and verbally tear a person down to the point of total loss of self worth, resulting in the person targeted by the alward to drive themselves into total confusion, second guessing themselves, and even sometimes crying themselves to sleep.

Alward:
Gaston....GASTON! I will give you some good news Tina. Now that you took your head out of your ass and decided to see the light guess who found out the solution to the problem we have been having since you and the old man touched the computer. That's right Me...I mean my god molly sue I don't know where you were when they where handing out common sense. Maybe you where standing in the mirror trying to find out what thong made your ass just look sexy or maybe your where riding down the street thinking of your favorite boy band that gets your heart to flutter every your hear there voice, but one thing is certain you ended up at the dumb ass store and put as much of that as you can in a cart and called it a day.

Gaston:
You know what your acting like a total Alward.

by Timmy long lance December 3, 2007

Awardising

When Singapore parents proudly (or boastfully) display their child’s “academic achievement” or “leadership or volunteering award” on Facebook to tell the world how “exam-smart,” “inspiring,” or “caring” he or she is—or maybe to boost their own fragile egos.

Besides showcasing on social media the exotic food they’ve partaken of, or the branded goods they’ve purchased, during their overseas trips, few vain Singaporeans would miss awardising their children’s school achievements, desiring to get dozens of likes from friends and fans.

by MathPlus May 3, 2018

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

award

Stands for being :
Assraped With A Rotating Device.
Usually enjoyed by a fgusc or tom woods

Man Tom woods is such an unpopular fgusc i bet he lives to collect awards.

by Burrett September 26, 2004