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Eastern Michigan University

Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."

Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"

Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."

Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
by XYZ1000 August 2, 2011
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easter

n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.
Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.
by Fuck the Elves July 22, 2003
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eastside

An area that one lives, has grown up in, or has gang relatied ties with over a certian period of time.
Wut hood you rep? You all ready know it's that gutta ass Eastside!!!!
by chris June 20, 2006
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Easter

something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.
super intelligent kindergardener:

you are getting sleepy...

now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...
by mister immagrant April 8, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

I invented this drinking maneuver several months ago. Measure six shots of hard liquor and place them all in a larger glass. Down all of the booze (straight) at once without stopping. This is sure to amaze and disgust everyone you are with and it will show you are committed to drinking. Named for the actor of several Wild West movies and the type of gun he used.
I was so wasted last night after I did 3 Clint Eastwoods in 3 hours.
by Sean_R July 18, 2006
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easter basket

First you get a girl and put rabbit ears on her then sit her on your lap facing away from you. You then place your penis in her anus, and grab her underneath the kness and pull her kness to her chest. You then bounce her up and down on your penis likes a happy easter bunny. She also must yelp out, "Eggs for my basket, give me eggs for my basket!"
I was all out of candy so I gave Luke's mom the ol' easter basket instead!
Bitch was mad happy son!
by getsome3378 February 16, 2009
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Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb
teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why
by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005
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