board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

board shorts by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

dick shorts by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

shart dart 

A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.

I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.

shart dart by Hullabaloo August 18, 2006

shart 

when u go to fart and push to hard and crap your self.usualy by accident.unless ur a loser and do this for fun.

sorry man,i sharted on your cat.


i love to shart.


sharting smells

shart by Jahova Witness man January 29, 2005

shart 

To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear!

I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them!

shart by akabugeyes April 30, 2005

shart 

Also known as the the classic "two for one deal"

While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.

shart by jessea April 18, 2006

Shart 

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

Shart by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009