fuck a duck 

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

fuck a duck by MadDog July 3, 2003

wood duck 

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

wood duck by Jimbo February 23, 2004

fuck a duck 

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

fuck a duck by Anonymous March 12, 2003

the duck swam in the lake 

a way of showing that you are proud of a duck finaly swimming in a lake. (for some reason.)

quack quack! me: yes im proud of you! i love you, little duckling! hey, look mother! the duck swam in the lake!!!!!

the duck swam in the lake by thethethe May 31, 2007

fuck a duck 

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

fuck a duck by rabbt December 22, 2003

dump duck

Another name for sea gulls.

I'd like to shoot some dump ducks with my paintball gun!!

dump duck by Mel Function September 6, 2003

fuck a duck 

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

fuck a duck by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003