coucholepsy

When you almost immediately fall asleep upon sitting on a couch. Can be anyone's couch: your couch, your mom's couch or the couch of a person you just started dating.

Coworker 1: Hey, are you going out with that guy this weekend?
Coworker 2: Nope, never again. Last time he came over he passed out on my couch. Dude clearly has coucholepsy.

by PixieRose November 18, 2019

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020

couchasidious

When you sit on the couch for too long and gain pains in your legs and back due to sitting too long.

“Why does my back hurt?”

“You have couchasidious”

by boobs10123 June 17, 2020

couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020

Couchy

Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.

Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.

Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.

by WEZEW September 20, 2020

Couchsachraga

Pronounced Kook-sa-kraga. The smallest high peak out of the 46, often called “Couch” or “Couchie” for short. In order to access it, one must hike into the Santanoni range, which includes two other high peaks; Santanoni and Panther peaks. To hike up to higher elevation, then hike down into a large swamp. Couchsachraga has no view on the top and one must hike 800+ ft. up from Couchsachraga on the return trip. Widely considered one of the most unpopular high peaks to hike, aside from Mount Allen. Please do not do it unless you want to be a 46er, it’s simply not worth getting your feet soaked in a bog or getting lost on the herd paths.

Couchsachraga is a miserable high peak! I hated it more than Allen and Haystack!

by Adirondack 46er November 22, 2020