Definitions by PixieRose
coucholepsy
When you almost immediately fall asleep upon sitting on a couch. Can be anyone's couch: your couch, your mom's couch or the couch of a person you just started dating.
Coworker 1: Hey, are you going out with that guy this weekend?
Coworker 2: Nope, never again. Last time he came over he passed out on my couch. Dude clearly has coucholepsy.
Coworker 2: Nope, never again. Last time he came over he passed out on my couch. Dude clearly has coucholepsy.
coucholepsy by PixieRose November 18, 2019
Parkin Out
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
Parkin Out by PixieRose April 2, 2009