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shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.
Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."
by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006
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shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
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Holy Shiite

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
by prague1 May 21, 2006
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Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010
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Shamwasted

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
by shelbonics November 13, 2009
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sharlynn

Sharlynn is a name of beauty ,smarts, and all around good humour and sense of adventure and fun, although strayed from the right things sometimes, the want to do good powers through and has people captivated in awe of such a beautiful name.l
The sharlynn was such a decent and beautifull girl the room went quiet in awe of such beauty.
by J jacker April 10, 2011
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Mr. Show with Bob and David

Mid- to Late-90s sketch comedy, aired late nights on HBO. Created by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, who began collaborating while working on <i>The Ben Stiller Show</i>. Part pre-taped show, part live performance, <i>Mr. Show</i> was praised for its willingness to break with conventions and follow its own twisted muse, launching the careers of Odenkirk, Cross, Jack Black, Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kinney, and other alternative comedians.
Mr. Show freakin' rocked. Did you see the one with "We're Earthlings, Let's Blow Up Earth Things"? Genius.
by campfirewood June 22, 2004
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