Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.

You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.

by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023

u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024

Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same

Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....

by money shot, rusty trombone February 14, 2024

Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.

He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em

by black individual March 12, 2024

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024