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Rosenbauming 

Rosenbauming (adj) or Rosenbaum (noun) is defined as:

When you are unable to decipher if a boy is of legal age, but proceed to sexual intercourse regardless.

Joseph Rosenbaum: Hey man, check out that dude! I'm going to get him drunk and sleep with him!

Huber: I don't know man, he looks kind of young. He keeps talking about how he can't wait to get his driver's license.

Joseph Rosenbaum: Fuck it, I'll just Rosenbaum it.

Huber: Better watch out for Kyle!
Person 1: That guy that Joseph is with looks pretty young. Did he ask him for his age?

Person 2: Nah, he is just Rosenbauming it
Rosenbauming by GreasyFrenchy November 19, 2021
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a sweet, quiet, gentle, level-headed girl. Very compassionate and caring. Goes out of her way to help others. a do-gooder.
She's helping the old lady cross the street. she's such a roselyn
Roselyn by divster April 25, 2011

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

Rosemary 

She is a Jordanian princes sent to rite all the wrongs of the world with her mad ninja skills. She makes killer rice and pot roast. Don't get her too mad she has the strength of a giant and can pick up a baby stroller and throw it at you even if you are 50 feet away. If you were to ever befriend a Rosemary you would be super lucky.
Damn did you see that Rosemary she totally kicked that chicks ass and beat her down with a baby stroller.
Rosemary by Velma Juggs February 5, 2010
A person who is multi-talented. Usually very silent, because of the constant thinking their mind is undergoing. Often mistaken for a hermit, a schizoid, or pretentious. A trait that a Rosemar would have is curiosity and a tendency to quote many famous philosophers.
If I had known you had such a knack for knitting, writing, kayaking, scuba-diving, card games, and pole vaulting, I would have said you were a Rosemar.
Rosemar by DancingInTheDark July 13, 2010
To be so lucky with women it's a curse
Damn son, you got another fine woman. That is the rosenthal curse!
rosenthal by Pocketjacks May 3, 2018