John Hock 

How you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with Stickam and should stop AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: OMGOMGOGM, 10 MORE FRIENDS ON STICKAM!
Person 2: Holy shit, you're turning into John Hock.
Person 1: STFU! I'm going to tell Sticky on you!
Person 2: .....

John Hock by LOLOLOLstickam October 23, 2008

John Paul 

John the bomb , he is known for having a huge cock and big long baths , he loves chicken and shags

You are such a John Paul , we love you.

John Paul by Sttttttinkywomen January 7, 2019

John Cena 

John Cena is the hottest wrestler in the WWE at the moment. The WWE's plan to put him over as the next 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin or The Rock backfired as he was pushed down the fans throats and not let to do his own thing.

The fans started to turn ther back on him in the Autumn and ever since he has been hit with major 'booing' from the crowd when he should be getting cheered.

He appeals to the women and the kids and also the 'blind' wrestling fans. The men and boys like myself seem to hate him with a passion because he is more gim.mick than real person.

We all know he is doing his job, but wrestling fans like who they want to like and hate who they want to hate.

John Cena lost the WWE title to a hugh heel and the fans cheered the heel.

John Cena by Craig Lewis January 11, 2006

john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."

Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!

john starks by DirkD January 24, 2007

john handcock 

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

john handcock by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

John George

The universal answer for everything.

What toppings would you like on your pizza?
-I'll have some John George and a little bit of John George on it.

What is your favorite type of dairy product?
-John George!

Where were you born?
-In a little town right off of John George Street in the great state of John George

What is three minus two?
-John George!

John George by Ilikedairyproducts January 19, 2011

John McCane 

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.

It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass

John McCane by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008