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Benzenous Thought

A thought that circles back on itself in a never ending infinite loop like a snake eating it's own tail, but leads the thinker to epiphanies, like when Kekule discovered the shape of the Benzene ring.
The chicken or the egg which came first, contemplation of this benzenous thought led the Buddha to moksha
by MM007 September 3, 2018
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I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.
This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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I thought we were being honest

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019
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Drink Thought Exclamation

A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.
Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"
by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020
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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020
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