TheFleeceMan's definitions

textdump

Unlike "dumptext", which is the act of sending a text message while taking a dump. Textdump is the act of dumping one's partner by text.

"She was in the restroom for a half hour and during that time I got a text from her saying that she wanted to break up with me... She textdumped me with a dumptext!"

by TheFleeceMan January 21, 2026

amnesiatic retro-blaming

Hypocritically blaming the other political party for a governmental action that you originally proposed at greater expense.

Senator Chuck Schumer's blaming of Trump for federal spending during the COVID pandemic is a clear case of amnesiatic retro-blaming. Schumer was asking for a lot more money for COVID than Trump eventually approved. It's extremely bogus for Schumer to point fingers at Trump now.

by TheFleeceMan August 16, 2025

total lesbian fuck fest

Happens after every women's lacrosse game.

I heard about "total lesbian fuck fest" from someone who heard about it from someone else.

by TheFleeceMan August 5, 2025

soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025

Paul Ryan Effect

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.

During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.

by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025

all fucking honky tonk man

To attack with a guitar.

Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

by TheFleeceMan September 20, 2019

glossy

Aesthetically pleasing but bogus as fuck.

They had some glossy consulting company come in last year who completely fucked up everything.

by TheFleeceMan September 7, 2019