Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Shortgun

Verb. Refers to alternate method of alcohol consumption. A variation of of the "shotgun" method in which a hole is created in the side of beer can near the bottom; however, instead of drinking the beer through the hole after the tab is popped, the beer is pour down and inside the front of the drinker's pants, soaking their crotch area. This method is preferred by heavily intoxicated males who have accepted the fact that they have no chance of hooking up with a girl that night.

The guys gathered around the campfire to shortgun a beer in celebration.

Shortgun by postgrad1993 November 17, 2016

ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.

i love shortstack weman what can i say?

ShortStack by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023

Caramel Shortbread 

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

t-shorts 

Wearing a T-Shirt like a pair of shorts, putting one leg through each of the arm holes, and letting the middle hole provide a nice, cool breeze. A-la Marc Clark's 'Cozmik Collection'.

Can be seen worn with braces to hold them up in place of a belt.

'Sick T-Shorts, bro. Totally fuckin' swag.'
'Mate, you look like a fucking twat wearing your T-shirt like that'.

t-shorts by Whippity G July 27, 2014

Finger Shorts 

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

Finger Shorts by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

Everyday Shorty 

An average looking woman that you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty, just average.

Yo there are no hotties here, just everyday shorty’s

Everyday Shorty by Guacamole’s January 16, 2021