Rage Eat

Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.

Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.

Britt: You could just stop...

Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.

Rage Eat by AlwaysWinning December 25, 2012

girls who eat carrots 

(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...

girls who eat carrots by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

i eat pants 

It means u eat pants idiot

I eat pants fucker

i eat pants by Mr Fuckboy November 25, 2019

I eat dick 

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

I eat dick by I eat duck February 29, 2020

thr/eat 

Neopronouns used by people among the zoophile/ MAP/ (Minor Attracted Persons) Communities to recognise each other without having their accounts taken down. ( Pronounced "thir" and "et")

1.) "I use thr/eat pronouns"

"Me too, what's your type?"
2.) "thr has gone to the store, did you see eat?"

thr/eat by cockmaster94830 May 24, 2021

Tried To Eat The Joint 

being so baked that you or your bro tries to eat the joint by accident.

You: ...I just tried to eat the joint man...
Bro: Ahahaha mannn... You are so cut off.

Tried To Eat The Joint by Kappa San November 1, 2009

ur aunt eat pant 

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.

David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.

ur aunt eat pant by Coalbra May 16, 2018