cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.

That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.

cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

Cunt Punch 

When a woman's vagina is kicked punched or slapped during physical altercation.

You better watch out for those dirty Delta Gamma girls!!!! They fight dirty and may give you the old "Cunt Punch"

My sorority sister knocked me out with a "Cunt Punch!!" To the kootchie!!

Cunt Punch by Boydsta00798033 April 26, 2013

cunt chunks 

Used to describe thick vaginal discharge due to sexually transmitted diseases or extreme lack of personal hygiene.

When Susan orgasmed, she blew cunt chunks all over the bed.

cunt chunks by Stirfy August 31, 2006

cunt sauce 

any excreted vaginal fluids or fluids put into the vagina that then exit the vagina; a derogatory term for a woman

"She queefed and i think some cunt sauce got on my shoe."

cunt sauce by Kyle W. Davis February 21, 2008

cunt faced cunt 

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.

Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"

cunt faced cunt by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009

Cunt Sucker 

same as cocksucker...but with cunts instead and more fun to say

Person cuts you off

you call them a cunt sucker

Cunt Sucker by Arndm name cuz it wond let me February 22, 2009

Cunt-Lashed 

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

Cunt-Lashed by Ron J September 29, 2003