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naked apron 

It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.

It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.
naked apron by Randomzooanimal December 9, 2012
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narc-artist 

Narc-artists are amateur and self-proclaimed artists who show
symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder in exercising
their craft.
For example, narc-artists might not submit their works to the
critics in order to avoid negative feedback, they might not be
able to stand rejections or even satire on they works and might
attempt to drive the behaviors of their audience to try to get
the reactions they wish to receive.
Narc-artists are notoriously totally careless about the impact
that publishing their works have on others and they don't
hesitate to publish what anyone else would rather keep private
if they think they have produced a masterpiece.
More often than not, narc-artists get legal troubles for privacy
breaches or libel/slandering for publishing works which violate
the laws and self-sabotage themselves in divorce proceedings.
However, instead of giving up felonious works, the narc-artists
might forward them to fellow narc-artists who will eventually
publish them on their behalf or they might tell their stories to
unaware and gullible flying-monkeys artists who will publish new
works based on their versions of events (normally tales in which
they are innocent victims of irrational monsters).
Luckily, narc-artists, as well as their flying monkeys artists who befriend them are little talented, therefore their works wont be popular, nor disseminated.
You are not an artist, you are a bloody narc-artist!
noun, plural Narzis
Abbreviation for Narcissist-Socialist

A person whose narcissistic drives manifest through self-identification as guardians of the working class and the poor. Narzi's primary concern is to self-advertise as such while having no little knowledge of the economy and providing no real solutions outside of populist Robin Hood ideas. Often, narzis do not come from the background marked by working-class hardship and are usually in a much more comfortable financial position than their professed proteges.
Narzies are the most numerous amongst the millennial generation.
The newly elected narzi MP seems to believe that money is infinite and the whole world could instantly live a Utopian dream if only some evil people she calls capitalists would let go of this infinite well of wealth.
Narzi by Lafo Mamone September 20, 2020

Hyphenated-Names 

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.
Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!
Hyphenated-Names by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012
This is a woman, you can trust, extremely smart. She will give you all of her heart IF you are lucky! A Naomi is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. She is spiritual in part due to her name being in the bible. You can go to her for great advice on just about anything....she can be honest to a fault. If you ask her opinion she will give it to you! They say Naomi women are intuitive. She has an inner and outer sexiness about her...and if you get a Naomi in her mid-to late 30's and older...she will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how she learns and takes that with her--not afraid to try things. She gives as good as she gets and then some!

She is extremely loyal to all her friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest women you will ever meet will be a Naomi. If you can get one....KEEP HER!! She is the kind of girl you take to meet your parents--she is the marrying kind.
Naomi is a fantastic kind of girl.
Naomi by Richchriscor4u August 28, 2013
A extremely cute girl. Najat's are usually very smart and unique. Usually have light brown eyes and a striking personality which makes them beautiful. Najat's are also very funny which is why people love them.
Guy: "She's so beautiful anyone would be lucky to have her!"
Friend: "Yeah, she's totally a Najat!"
Najat by secretiveA November 26, 2011