Narzi

noun, plural Narzis
Abbreviation for Narcissist-Socialist

A person whose narcissistic drives manifest through self-identification as guardians of the working class and the poor. Narzi's primary concern is to self-advertise as such while having no little knowledge of the economy and providing no real solutions outside of populist Robin Hood ideas. Often, narzis do not come from the background marked by working-class hardship and are usually in a much more comfortable financial position than their professed proteges.
Narzies are the most numerous amongst the millennial generation.

The newly elected narzi MP seems to believe that money is infinite and the whole world could instantly live a Utopian dream if only some evil people she calls capitalists would let go of this infinite well of wealth.

by Lafo Mamone September 20, 2020

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narcissexual

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

by pir8 January 18, 2012

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narcisa

A goddess with gorgeous hair and a heart-melting smile. She's known as "piticu papa tot" or "olteanca" (2 charming features in the Romanian culture).
Her name is derived from Narcissus, the ancient male version of Paris Hilton.
Common characteristics: happy by nature, funny, wise, noisy

Narcisa?
damn, that's the voice of an angel! :))))

by green_tangerine November 14, 2013

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Narcissa Malfoy

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.

You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

by slytherin-extraordinaire November 28, 2020

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