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little dick syndrome 

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders little dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with little dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
little dick syndrome by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
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little mermaid 

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.
The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

little body 

a term used to describe your private parts
"Thanks for last night. Your little body owes me $47."

"Damn gurl, I'd like to get up in that little body."

"Little body, little body, 1-2-3. 1-2-3. i'm a little body, i'm a little body. lets go pee. lets go pee."
little body by the Big Monty November 4, 2007

little doggy 

This is when you start fancying little dogs. Very common in the small town of Pickering in northern England. Chihuahua's are a prime candidate for bum raping by the people of Pickering.
Wow! Look at that doggy. Its so small and tight. Ummmm!!!! Tasty!!! I wannna lick its little ass so I can eat the crumbly shit!
little doggy by Juli March 4, 2005

Little timmy 

A nickname for the pussy who works in your construction team
Hey Little Timmy, Get back to work!

Little Friday 

another name for Wednesday when many choose to head to the bar after work and get some mid-week stress relief. Quite popular in Sweden.
"I can't wait for the weekend, I'm heading to the club on Little Friday, wanna come?"
Little Friday by rockjohny March 30, 2009

Little Dick Syndrome 

One with Little Dick Syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. If your dick is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. LDS effects all walks of life aswell, not just dick size. If you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with LDS they will say she's a slut, she's dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your dick and make themselves look better. If you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by LDS they will say your on steroids and use bad form. If you drive a nicer car than someone with LDS they will say it's a peice of shit, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered. LDS sufferers love to drive big V8s to compensate for little dick sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs
-Tims a fag he's never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. - Yeah kid has Little Dick Syndrome .