browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

Greasy Toolbox

Vagina.

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav is something you say to a person named Ask when they are too late to a meme. When an Ask uses a dead meme you say Ask TooLateToTheMeme and his surename.

Ask Stav: Hey! Look! I found this new meme! It's called keyboard cat!
You: Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav!

by GarryTheGuy December 31, 2016

Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018