Bu tits 

To have a pair of big and blue tits.

Woah look at her bu tits!
Omg! They look incredible!

Bu tits by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 4, 2019

Snivel Tits 

A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.

I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.

Snivel Tits by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020

tastes like tits 

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

tastes like tits by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Sugar on Tits 

This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".

"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy

"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!

Sugar on Tits by RDEK November 14, 2011

Not seeing tits 

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

Not seeing tits by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019

Off my tittys 

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

Off my tittys by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady 

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021