The Donkey Kong 

The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.

I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...

The Donkey Kong by Premonitious October 29, 2011

you look like donkey kong

you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.

Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.

you look like donkey kong by cloooooooooooooooooo January 1, 2011

sea donkey 

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

sea donkey by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

super donkey punch 

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.

I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.

super donkey punch by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008

swamp donkey 

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

swamp donkey by Steven April 3, 2005

swamp donkey 

a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.

Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"

swamp donkey by COBRA OPERATED June 9, 2009

Super Donkey AIDS 

Super Donkey AIDS is when you get blisters all over your body and it keeps popping, cause sperm to go everywhere and everyone who is touched by the flying sperm will conceive the disease. after the blister pops it grows bigger and pops again, this continues until the final result of death by donkey dick in the ass. if any1 near you is diagnosed with SDA. RUN.

guy 1- Yo did you see Bianca got Super donkey aids from Phil Oliver Holes.

guy 2-yeah brah, stay away from her. shits nasty

Super Donkey AIDS by DoubleDippedDick August 18, 2010