John Wayne Toilet Paper 

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

John Oliver 

Best Donald Trump smasher.

Fuck you Donald Trump

Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver

John Oliver by Mr. Cocker May 26, 2016

john calipari 

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds

yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

john calipari by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009

John Abruzzi 

John Abruzzi is a fictional character in the TV-Show 'Prison Break'. Being a former mob boss, he is a highly respected and feared man at Fox River, and has several priviliges such as running Prison Industry.

John Abruzzi is cool.

John Abruzzi by Alexand0r November 14, 2007

John F. Kennedy 

The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.

After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.

John F Kennedy nabbed more fine poon than any leader in the history of the world including Caligula.

There is no woman on earth, who John F. Kennedy could not screw.

John F. Kennedy by Assex 776 December 26, 2007

John McCain

Senator from Arizona. 2000 and 2008 predsidential candidate. Supports amnesty for illegal immigrants, and restricting political speech. is a [RINO[ and a flip flopper.

Nicknames "Weathervane McCain" "Maverick"

John McCain is a bad choice for president

John McCain by Ted Merriman November 16, 2007

John Howard 

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.

John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.

John Howard by Dead Deer November 18, 2005