Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-

by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021