Trump's Razor 

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"

Trump's Razor by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017

Donald Trump 

A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.

Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.

Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out

Donald Trump by xXHitMan0913Xx May 29, 2016

Trump Disease 

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.

Trump Disease by spreadthebird August 10, 2018

trump juice 

The after effects of a 'wet' fart, when a small amount of shit stained liquid passes out at the same time as the gas. This stain causes major irritation and much arse scratching. These 'wet' farts are characterised by a loud sloppy ripping noise.

Alberts pants were always stained by trump juice when his wife came to the cleaning

trump juice by IanH February 23, 2007

Trump Promise 

When a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise.

A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.

*Maxamillion is running for class president of New Voices Elementary and is currently speaking at his school's gymnasium debate against his rival Shillary*

Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."

Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"

*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*

Trump Promise by Kylemcman October 10, 2016

trump and biden 

why abortion is not that bad

butthurt rednecks will dislike
trump and biden

trump and biden by thechas3 November 30, 2020

Donald Trump Syndrome

A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome

Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.

Donald Trump Syndrome by 69bruhman69 July 10, 2018