dick dacking 

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

dick dacking by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Dick depressed 

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

Dick depressed by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

dick dogged by Findarr January 10, 2017

Dick crawl 

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

Dick crawl by natastrophie March 15, 2017

Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

Dick Deck by Danky Heel April 6, 2017

Dick crazy 

Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"

Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.

Dick crazy by Illmakeurbitchgodickcrzy33 June 10, 2017