{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony January 28, 2016
The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.
by Whooty wrangler December 20, 2011
The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.
by Dubstep Forum User September 12, 2007
When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021
A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.
"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"
by markhus December 27, 2007
by AuntF October 15, 2010
The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016