weasel dick 

A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

weasel dick by lipglossboy May 7, 2009

weasel-whacking 

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

weasel-whacking by weasel October 28, 2003

weasel licker 

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

weasel licker by Jammie May 13, 2006

weasel juice 

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

weasel juice by Matt R Mason January 6, 2009

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

weasel squeezers by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

weasel demon by kyle June 24, 2004

Weasel Shag 

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex

1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary

Weasel Shag by canarynightlife December 28, 2007