Uni-ball

One who has one testicle that sits directly in middle of the scrotum

I can see your uni-ball sticking out of your banana grundle.

by Shanigator January 5, 2022

Uni Man

A person who decides who gets into unis based on their drag queen abilities

“Omg Tom you have to rewrite your personal statement to impress the Uni Man

with your drag experience”

by holldogyeah October 15, 2019

blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"

that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse

by Choodles135 August 19, 2007

Unis

They do not know how to use urban dictionary.

Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"

by Im a rat(atatatatatata) December 25, 2020

uni-task

Situation normal. Working in accordance with one's pay rate. Also see semi-tasking.

This morning I checked my email, and then I moved some stuff around on my desk for a while, and then I checked my voice mail. I was uni-tasking.

by ryan.s October 17, 2008

Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

Uni-bomber

When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties

Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend

by JesusJonesUK May 8, 2025