Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Beta Tester

A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.

Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.

by BiDracula February 11, 2021

Boochie testable

Boochie testable means something along the lines of: a festival but it’s testable.

Man: I really want to go to a Boochie testable right now.

Bystander: what’s a Boochie testable?
Man: it’s a desirable festival you want to go to.

I really would like to go to a Boochie testable right now.

by Peyt0nzz December 2, 2022

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

testaroasting

an occurrence which causes one's blood to boil; getting pissed; making one mad; by causing their testosterone to flow profusely; testosterone-roasting.

snitches might be responsible for testaroasting the killaz

by SnoopPakiPak January 3, 2009

Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010