A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
by Travy Dickson July 28, 2008
Get the Stonecold Susanmug. 
Shes the red headed bitch that gets fucked in all the movies. Also does a lot of charity work with the dick.
by susansurandon34 January 5, 2012
Get the Susan Sarandonmug. Nigga Susan Is Used To Describe Anyone In Anyway What So Ever. There Is No Real Defination Just Fun To Call Someone.
by Nigga Susan January 14, 2011
Get the Nigga Susanmug. n. an underdog;
to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds
to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds
She always surprises us. She's a real Susan Boyle.
She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.
"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"
She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.
"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"
by creepingcthulhu April 17, 2009
Get the a Susan Boylemug. The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.
"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"
"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."
"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."
"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."
"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."
by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023
Get the Secondhand Susanmug. by AceMachiavelli October 12, 2019
Get the Susan Harrellmug.