The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021
Get the Smooping mug.- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.
- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!
- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!
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Get the sqlooging mug.Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.
by Ford_Superduty December 16, 2024
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n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term
v. The act of munting while figging
n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term
v. The act of munting while figging
by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024
Get the Shmooping mug.There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:
When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.
Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.
Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.
So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
Get the Scooping Potatoes mug.A sexual act in which one individual (suspended in the air) "swoops" towards another, using their tongue to pleasure their supine partner as they pass.
A: "I've been really interested in trying out Swooping lately."
B: "If you can get your hands on the equipment, I'd be happy to join in."
B: "If you can get your hands on the equipment, I'd be happy to join in."
by TheLeg November 5, 2025
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