spafftacular

The best orgasm a man can have, as it is is both spectacular and ends in a lot off spaff everwhere, preferrably all over her box or tits...

Fucked yo sister last nite....man it was fuk'n spafftacular!

by imgonnafuckinhurtyou July 25, 2012

sprayfecation

Spray shitting, especially when the splatter pattern is in such a way as to be a work of art.

After Cindy's cup of coffee she decided to redecorate the office walls by way of sprayfecation

by Allan Bearenstien October 29, 2015

spaffpout

A man who likes to eat another mans "Spaff" out of his wifes spasm chasm.

Often coincided with chastity, where a "mistress / wife" will get her "slave/husband" to clean up her toys mess

Oh I've heard about him, apparently he's a spaffpout, can't resist keeping the spaff out his pout, what a desperate way to make your missus happy

by Ainsey11 March 20, 2017

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spaffwagon

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018