Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.

OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018

fidget spinner

a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien

person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"

by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017

San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

spiteri

Some sexy beast with a massive cock who has a great taste in music, and listens to whatever you say. The term "Spiteri" means to stick with someone no matter what happens to them.

Ahh, i see your becoming a spiteri! Nice work mate :D

by yourmamashugeass November 4, 2011