slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 4, 2023

Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.

After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge

by thatguy353 October 30, 2015

sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.

"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."

by Reiji June 8, 2007

Sludge

That sh*t that you get out of a McDonalds icecream machine...

ew, did you get that sludge again?

by PC FrazzleDazzle September 28, 2020

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight are going to be trying the sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Sludge swallowing

When you feel so depressed that you feel a force in your throat causing you to choke on nothing , often leads to scratching your neck

After realizing how unhappy i am alive, and how lonely i feel around people, i did some sludge swallowing so i could socialize like normal.

by Titwaffles711 August 20, 2022

sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020