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Simon Minter

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.
Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020
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Simon cowell

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!
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Simon Sawyer

Simon sawyer is gay. My mom told me.
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Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit
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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
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Summon the Bone Dragon

To suffer an uncontrollable erection that tears through one's pantaloons. Only a select few suffer from this condition, which occurs each year by the light of the hunter's moon.
Though he may walk amongst us as a normal man, come the autumnal equinox he will summon the bone dragon, thereby revealing himself.
by Green-Hat April 22, 2010
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Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
by NickYoung August 19, 2018
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