shomanced

when sho makes an attempt to flirt and/or be romantic with any individual person

sho: “are you mixed? because you’re lookin half fine half mine 😉”
you: “have i just been shomanced?”
sho: “yes, yes you have”

by shothehoe December 9, 2021

African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time

Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman

by Vermus June 2, 2018

Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.

She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.

by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018

Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.

When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023