The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018
The thing that humanity needs in order to survive. Instead, we have certain people with no common sense (Logan/Jake Paul, Lil Tay, and many other human beings). To put it in simple words, it is a power that could save humanity yet no one has it.
John: Bob, do you know where the fiction novels are? Bob: QuiEt THis bE Ta Liberry. John: Man, you have no Common Sense, considering the fact that you are a librarian.
by CuckyCuckBoi June 12, 2018
by ~volleyball_21 April 27, 2017
Ironically, despite its name, Common Sense is not so common. In this tier, the items are like the invaluable, yet surprisingly rare, ability to think and act using knowledge, experience, understanding, and insight. Possessions at the Common Sense level are hard to come by, often overlooked, but immensely beneficial and impactful when appropriately utilized.
1. It took me weeks to strategize and earn a Common Sense weapon, which immediately made my character much more formidable in battle.
2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.
2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.
by chickensgocluck November 09, 2023
Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.
The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her
by SackOfShit December 28, 2018