kangaroo screw

Something that is completely messed up.

Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.

by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010

tempe screw job

(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.

1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!

by Lex Archer September 15, 2013

chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

No Screw Up Saturday

On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.

"heyy gusy whats up"

"It's No Screw Up Saturday, you can not misspell words." **gets muted**

by OfficialDefintionGuy March 12, 2021

Roger screw

Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.

You can just roger screw it on

by Eng128 December 15, 2021

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022